Where do I get internet access?

Answer: 

Most people either get connected through their cellular phone (Verizon works best), a device like a Wireless hotspot or by satellite (Hughes, WildBlue, Excede).

Most of the area does not have DSL or Cable available.

There is free wireless available at the Sayner Pub and also at the Plum Lake Library in Sayner. Aside from that you either need to find a friend with access or drive further.